if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
I’M NOT EVEN A TEXT POST BLOG STOP
and here we see photographic evidence of satan’s existence
shitting
omfg
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tah dah